Fetishes That Might Surprise You

Furtling

We take the internet and our ability to instantaneously access every form of porn imaginable for granted. Imagine a time before the internet, before electricity — what did people do back then? What else could they do? They cut slits and holes into photographs and used them to "explore." Sure, the risk for paper cuts was high, but what else were they supposed to do? While the prevalence of this fetish is not high, it still exists today. Hmmm, this probably explains the huge popularity of Farah Fawcett posters in the 70s.

Cake Farts

Imagine a cake — any kind of cake, really. Yes, carrot cakes are permissible. Now focus on the icing. You will want plenty of icing. Okay, now for the interesting part. Imagine the presence of a very open-minded — no, that's much too mild, it must be rephrased. Imagine a very kinky woman is present. You may have heard of enema fetishes — if you haven't, well their name makes them self-explanatory. Take the general concept of enema sex and replace the traditional enema fluid and replace it with... CAKE! Yes, cake farts involve stuffing cake (smashed up or pre-chewed) into your partner's rectum and then having them ... well, you know.

Licking the Door Knob

This fetish is quite popular in Japan so you know it must be nasty enough to merit your attention. This fetish involves licking door knobs. The more timid stick to licking the door knobs in their homes. The more adventurous lick door knobs in public places. Some use it as an arousal mechanism, others masturbate as they do their licking and are able to climax just by doing that.

Nasophilia

Nasophilia is a sexual attraction to other people's noses. It usually involves kissing, licking and sucking noses. It also involves rubbing your genitals on your partner's nose.

Mechanophilia

If you feel aroused when you are around heavy pieces of machinery, then you know what we are talking about. These machines can be motorcycles, cars, planes, construction equipment, etc. If the next time that you are next to a John Deere tractor you start feeling a little horny, you probably have Mechanophilia. Either that or you're just aroused by the concentrated presence of corn.

Objectum Sexualis

For those whose horizons are broader, for those who are more inclusive — mechanophilia might be too limiting. For those people, there is objectum sexualis. This fetish involves the attraction to any inanimate object, from basketballs, to a chair, to your little hamster's exercise wheel.

Vorarephilia

Vorarephilia is the desire to be devoured. The people with this particular fetish go crazy with the idea that someone or something can eat them for dinner. If you date a person with this fetish and they tell you, "I want you to eat me, baby," you may want them to clarify that statement before going forward.

Odontophilia

Some people find teeth really sexy. Have you ever licked your lover's teeth while you kissed and enjoyed it? There you go.

Frotteurism

This is one of those fetishes that can get those who practice it into a lot of trouble. People who suffer from this fetish enjoy rubbing themselves on unsuspecting or non-consenting individuals.

Phalloorchoalgolagnia

It is a hard word to pronounce, but it is a real thing. It involves men who enjoy being kicked in their genitals. How someone could possibly be aroused by that, we have no idea. But it is a real fetish.

Otophilia

Some people really enjoy licking ears or having theirs licked. It is commonly called Aural Sex.

Conclusion

Whatever your fetish may be, there is surely someone out there that shares your bizarre wants and needs. There are thousands of adult sites to date hookup that specialize in all sorts of bizarre niches ranging from the most common to the most bizarre.